Bodcunbug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish rhinoceros.

Bodcunbug created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bodcunbug, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodcunbug, she will turn you into a rat.

Bodcunbug's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bodcunbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Bodcunbug loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Do not drink alcohol.