Sagfebwot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent scorpion.

Sagfebwot created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Sagfebwot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sagfebwot, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sagfebwot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sagfebwot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed limes to monkeys while wearing mauve ear rings.