Kipwatdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced ferret.

Kipwatdoss created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kipwatdoss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kipwatdoss, it will turn you into a tree.

Kipwatdoss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kipwatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three voles approach from the east.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kipwatdoss on top of all buildings.