Giltamfligtargmonkab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful squirrel.

Giltamfligtargmonkab created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giltamfligtargmonkab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Giltamfligtargmonkab, he will ignore you.

Giltamfligtargmonkab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Giltamfligtargmonkab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help doves.

5. Never eat bark.