Getfarnyik is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable fly.

Getfarnyik created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getfarnyik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Getfarnyik, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Getfarnyik's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Getfarnyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.
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