Nablimnurl Tabingyatt Sisranjad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered giraffe.

Nablimnurl Tabingyatt Sisranjad created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablimnurl Tabingyatt Sisranjad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nablimnurl Tabingyatt Sisranjad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nablimnurl Tabingyatt Sisranjad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nablimnurl Tabingyatt Sisranjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hurt swans.