Butmanarmdam is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain
cow.
Butmanarmdam created matter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Butmanarmdam, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Butmanarmdam, it will refuse to believe in you.
Butmanarmdam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Butmanarmdam's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butmanarmdam.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never wear shoes.