Litsandtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered gnu.

Litsandtarg created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litsandtarg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Litsandtarg, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Litsandtarg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Litsandtarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Never write about galaxies.