Stiksabfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured gorilla.

Stiksabfat created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksabfat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stiksabfat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Stiksabfat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stiksabfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.