Fomhimgigquag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain raven.

Fomhimgigquag created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomhimgigquag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fomhimgigquag, she will remove you from existence.

Fomhimgigquag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fomhimgigquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away from mauve sheep, for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat garlic.