Zagmifgem is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring
elephant.
Zagmifgem created humanity six million years ago.
If you believe in
Zagmifgem, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Zagmifgem, he will turn you into a goat.
Zagmifgem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Zagmifgem's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in holy places.
2. You must love Zagmifgem.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never mention moths.
5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.