Zagmifgem is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring elephant.

Zagmifgem created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Zagmifgem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zagmifgem, he will turn you into a goat.

Zagmifgem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zagmifgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. You must love Zagmifgem.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.