Larnmaddap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive unicorn.

Larnmaddap created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnmaddap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Larnmaddap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Larnmaddap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Larnmaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.