Lamdubsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair owl.

Lamdubsaf created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamdubsaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lamdubsaf, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Lamdubsaf's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lamdubsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat rice.
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