Tailbonpag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful cow.

Tailbonpag created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbonpag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailbonpag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tailbonpag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tailbonpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tailbonpag.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat gooseberries.
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