Danmanlat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful grasshopper.

Danmanlat created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Danmanlat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Danmanlat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Danmanlat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Danmanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of mice.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never talk about cell theory.