Cudstipflis Tagbenwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, slow dove.

Cudstipflis Tagbenwap created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudstipflis Tagbenwap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudstipflis Tagbenwap, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cudstipflis Tagbenwap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cudstipflis Tagbenwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never sit in the presence of mice.

5. You must love Cudstipflis Tagbenwap.
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