Bedgamvab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving raccoon.

Bedgamvab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedgamvab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bedgamvab, she will not care.

Bedgamvab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bedgamvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.