Bedgamvab is a god.
She takes the form of a small, loving
raccoon.
Bedgamvab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bedgamvab, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bedgamvab, she will not care.
Bedgamvab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Bedgamvab's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.
2. Never mention mites.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.