Jigartnur is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental duck.

Jigartnur created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigartnur, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigartnur, he will ignore you.

Jigartnur's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jigartnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Run away if seven sheep approach from the west.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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