Wipcinlin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent frog.

Wipcinlin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcinlin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wipcinlin, it will not care.

Wipcinlin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wipcinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipcinlin.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wipcinlin on top of all buildings.

5. Never hurt cats.