Gutsidmit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil giraffe.

Gutsidmit created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutsidmit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gutsidmit, he will come to you in dreams.

Gutsidmit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gutsidmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Never run in the presence of great tits.