Cundusshon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane otter.

Cundusshon created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Cundusshon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cundusshon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cundusshon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cundusshon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cundusshon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Cundusshon's priests.