Wiphubgep is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fast hamster.

Wiphubgep created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiphubgep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wiphubgep, he will turn you into a worm.

Wiphubgep's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wiphubgep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Wiphubgep five times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.