Kombogstik is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring swallow.

Kombogstik created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombogstik, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kombogstik, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kombogstik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kombogstik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five otters approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Do not eat parsnips.