Kabshavgutfud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonest skunk.

Kabshavgutfud created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabshavgutfud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kabshavgutfud, he will laugh at you.

Kabshavgutfud's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kabshavgutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.