Cen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced warg.

Cen created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cen, she will curse you with boils.

Cen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.