Dodnurttal is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless wyrm.

Dodnurttal created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodnurttal, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodnurttal, he will ignore you.

Dodnurttal's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dodnurttal's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.