Bappibrag Pigafsadrownullnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omniscient weasel.

Bappibrag Pigafsadrownullnurt created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bappibrag Pigafsadrownullnurt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bappibrag Pigafsadrownullnurt, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bappibrag Pigafsadrownullnurt's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bappibrag Pigafsadrownullnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Bappibrag Pigafsadrownullnurt loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never paint your head cyan.