Geptapvon is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, resourceful
hare.
Geptapvon created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Geptapvon, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Geptapvon, it will destroy your home planet.
Geptapvon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Geptapvon's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Hide from red birds for they are unholy.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.