Rowponrut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented narwhal.

Rowponrut created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowponrut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rowponrut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rowponrut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rowponrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about cell theory.