Fedmut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane finch.

Fedmut created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedmut, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fedmut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fedmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Fedmut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.