Miglagpadbif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome hippopotamus.

Miglagpadbif created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miglagpadbif, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miglagpadbif, she will remove you from existence.

Miglagpadbif's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Miglagpadbif's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Miglagpadbif.

2. Run away if eight sheep approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Never skip near otters.

5. Miglagpadbif loves swans, so they must be honoured.