Popgonrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying faun.

Popgonrull created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Popgonrull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Popgonrull, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Popgonrull's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Popgonrull's Holy Commandments

1. Popgonrull loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help swans.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.