Camhintuncatzaglunflat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind dingo.

Camhintuncatzaglunflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camhintuncatzaglunflat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Camhintuncatzaglunflat, it will strike you with lightening.

Camhintuncatzaglunflat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Camhintuncatzaglunflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to turtles while wearing magenta stockings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about comets.