Sterflowgut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart centaur.

Sterflowgut created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterflowgut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sterflowgut, he will turn you into a plant.

Sterflowgut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sterflowgut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.