Cimvidgig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical frog.

Cimvidgig created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimvidgig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cimvidgig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cimvidgig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cimvidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimvidgig.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.