Flytailgubjigragkim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody dragon.

Flytailgubjigragkim created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Flytailgubjigragkim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flytailgubjigragkim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flytailgubjigragkim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flytailgubjigragkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Worship no other gods but Flytailgubjigragkim.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flytailgubjigragkim.

5. Do not drink alcohol.