Mitfebyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humane walrus.

Mitfebyarl created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitfebyarl, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mitfebyarl, it will laugh at you.

Mitfebyarl's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mitfebyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.