Boghamyarlfidsomdon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart manatee.

Boghamyarlfidsomdon created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Boghamyarlfidsomdon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Boghamyarlfidsomdon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Boghamyarlfidsomdon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Boghamyarlfidsomdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Always stare at clouds.