Lantailbat Kiprulgon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered salamander.

Lantailbat Kiprulgon created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Lantailbat Kiprulgon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lantailbat Kiprulgon, she will not invite you to parties.

Lantailbat Kiprulgon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lantailbat Kiprulgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.