Disspigtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful ferret.

Disspigtarg created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disspigtarg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Disspigtarg, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Disspigtarg's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Disspigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear shoes.