Minjinkip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair jackal.

Minjinkip created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Minjinkip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Minjinkip, it will turn you into a dog.

Minjinkip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Minjinkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect your elders.