Tommanlist is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, charitable butterfly.

Tommanlist created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tommanlist, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tommanlist, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tommanlist's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tommanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tommanlist's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Hide if nine moths approach from the south.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not bounce in public.