Gadbiffas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, boastful otter.

Gadbiffas created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbiffas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadbiffas, he will manifest in front of you.

Gadbiffas' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gadbiffas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
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