Higweedagfon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest duck.

Higweedagfon created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higweedagfon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Higweedagfon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Higweedagfon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Higweedagfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not laugh in public.