Quaggigdap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing raccoon.

Quaggigdap created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quaggigdap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quaggigdap, he will destroy your home solar system.

Quaggigdap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quaggigdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help sick dolphins.