Flygofbess is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless jaguar.

Flygofbess created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flygofbess, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flygofbess, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flygofbess' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flygofbess' Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Flygofbess loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Flygofbess first in all things.

5. Never write about black holes.