Capfitquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring jellyfish.

Capfitquag created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Capfitquag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capfitquag, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Capfitquag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Capfitquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.