Nellquafomt Tailsabcussnill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental lion.

Nellquafomt Tailsabcussnill created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellquafomt Tailsabcussnill, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nellquafomt Tailsabcussnill, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nellquafomt Tailsabcussnill's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nellquafomt Tailsabcussnill's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never talk about comets.