Arpgedjigkikcip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise narwhal.

Arpgedjigkikcip created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpgedjigkikcip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Arpgedjigkikcip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arpgedjigkikcip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Arpgedjigkikcip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arpgedjigkikcip.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never wear indigo kilts.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Do not drink alcohol.