Sawkem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous hydra.

Sawkem created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sawkem, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawkem, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sawkem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sawkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Never think about stars.